* SHOPPING MAKES ME DEAD INSIDE / HAPPY VALENTINES DAY *

Hi loveheads,

Malls suck the life out of me. Whether you are the same or not, you will receive many crowns in heaven for reading my latest article about … ugh… home parties.  Here is it!

http://www.calgarybeacon.com/2011/02/happy-valentines-day-tales-from-the-sex-party-circuit/#more-41525

Happy Valentines Day. Remember, the only love affair that matters when all is said and done is the one we have with ourselves. Who wrote that? ME! I did! Please cross stitch on a pillow immediately.

Love,
Lori