* Weighing in a day early as I’ll be without reliable Internet tomorrow. More importantly, I’ll be planting perennials because I am a GD gangsta. * Wassup, homies? Have I told you lately how kind it is of you to pop by? Well, it is. Someone out there popped in from New Mexico last week. I figure it was Jesse … Read More
LOSING LORI #2A – August 10, 2012
“Yo, Lori! [chest bump] Have you tried Titanium Tightass Yoga? It’s WICKED.” Um, no, but thank you for letting me know of its existence. Hi, I’m Lori. Nice to meet you. Sit down, please. You’re very kind to let me know about this exercise that clearly has benefited you. Being able to crack my filberts on your ass really saved … Read More
LOSING LORI #2 – August 8, 2012
Hey! Welcome to Week 2 of my 150 pound weight loss adventure. You’re a sweetheart to drop by. Seriously. Help yourself to sugar snap peas. Here’s some stuff I learned this past week: 1. I can go to a movie and not eat popcorn providing the movie is Magic Mike and I can sustain myself with my own saliva. 2. … Read More
LOSING LORI #1 – August 1, 2012
Hi pals, In the words of The Commodores, I’m a brick… house. I’m mighty-mighty, just letting it all hang out… partly because I refuse to fight into a Spanx, thankyouverymuch. Well, it’s time to trade in the bricks for wood or maybe straw. Naw, straw sounds like I’ll break a hip. Sheesh, enough beating around the belly… I’M GOING TO … Read More
In the Moment
It’s 1:51 am on a Sunday morning. Just finished a weekend of shows at Calgary Yuk Yuks emceeing for Dave Coulier. I’m so grateful for everybody who came out to the shows. How was Dave? Funny, personable, sweet, down to earth and gracious. Yeah, we went wild in that green room pounding back bottles of water and binging on veggies … Read More
Places I’ll be…
Hello loveheads, A few upcoming dates since I haven’t been easy enough to stalk lately. May 25 Monashees , Vernon, BC May 29 CBC The Debaters taping, Saskatoon, SK May 30 Jupiter Lounger, Calgary, AB June 7-9 Calgary Yuk Yuks wearing MC pants for Damonde Tschritter June 21-23 Calgary Yuk Yuks wearing MC pants for Dave … Read More
Now I am 6…
Yesterday, I turned 6 years old as a comedian. Here are 21 things I have learned: 1. Getting into comedy for the money is like getting into triathlons for the rest. 2. There are many comedians who are generous and kind with their advice and wisdom. 3. Not all advice works for everybody. 4. HBO does not call after your … Read More
Making mammograms fun…
I went to Apple school last week for a course on iMovie. After Jamie showed us all the program could do, he warned us that it’s a common mistake to use too many effects, etc. in your movies. So, of course, I now present to you a quick movie with way too much going on and lots of opportunities to … Read More
Old fish & Brett Martin…
Hi friends, I was recently at a gig in a town (name not important) with the lovely comedian, Brett Martin*. It was a fundraiser in a hotel ballroom and the turnout was about 300. I was up first and could tell very quickly that they were a receptive, fun group. By five minutes in, things were simmering nicely and I … Read More
PHEW!
I think we’ll all sleep sounder tonight knowing that autocorrect has sorted out the eternal debate over ginch and gonch. Being from the gonch region (B.C.), this made me very happy.